lazycatcorner:

Asgard, finally settling in Norway to repopulate:  So, what are the Nordic lands famous for since we were last here? Swordsmanship? Hunting parties? Bloodbaths?!?!

Millenial sipping iced coffee: Abba

Asgard: ???

Asgard, twenty minutes later bopping to Dancing Queen:

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lornagonigall:

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

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gabrieldreyfuss:

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Windsurfing

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witchinghhour:

Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3

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compoyo:

Florida out here doing the Lords work

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smosh:

me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

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amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt:

arnvgrg:

the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood

I imagine it would feel something like this 

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victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

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scionofthestars:

She’s beautiful

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dealing with the worst case scenario

getupoffyourcassbutt:

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

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